By Gordon Korman
Whilst luckless Raymond Jardine turns into Sean Delancey's eleventh-grade-English venture companion, he persuades Sean's grandfather to pose as a long-deceased, imprecise Canadian poet, that allows you to go the direction and win a holiday to a sumptuous Greek island.
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A Semester In The Life Of A Garbage Bag by Gordon Korman